Zodiacs

the signs as old people

Aries: the old man or women who is obsessed with remote control stuff

Taurus: the old man or women who starts yelling in their sleep about corn

Gemini: the old man or women who always seems to be eating something they shouldn't be

Cancer: the old man or women who loves kids and playing outside

Leo: the old man or women who is obsessed with turnips and food in general

Virgo: the man or women who always gets to cook food but ends up failing

Libra: the old man or women who is always drinking

Scorpio: the old man or women who yells and swears at everyone

Sagittarius: the old man or women who lived on a farm and considers her or himself Badass

Capricorn: the old man or women who just can't even

Aquarius: the old man or women who has a heart attack every other day (idea by Kathy_for_now)

Pisces: the old man or women who beats everyone with their cane or walker