Warning: Might get a heart attack due to excess of laughing. :-)
Here are some kind of jokes which I would like to share
So if you all love jokes , please do read it.
It consists of Santa banta , general , student, doctors, yo mama ..... jokes.
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* A Dad is his son's first hero and his daughter's first love!
Here are some jokes to cheer your father
Check the above video if you can understand it, it's related to fathers and it is very hilarious of a bollywood movie
Teacher (on phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking? Voice: This is my father.
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Johnny’s father: Let me see your report card. Johnny: I don’t have it. Johnny’s father: Why not? Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
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“Dad, are bugs good to eat?” asked the boy.
“Let’s not talk about such things at the dinner table, son,” his father replied.
After dinner the father inquired, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy said. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
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Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached? Science student: When my father sees my report card!
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Joe: What does your father do for a living? Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half. Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters? Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
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A book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson.
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Son: For $20, I’ll be good. Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
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Dad: How do you like fourth grade? Son: It isn’t much fun. Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
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Dan: I made a bad mistake today and gave my dad some soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast. Jan: Was he mad? Dan: Yup. He was foaming at the mouth!
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Manny: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Theo: I love it! Manny: Why? Theo: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!
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Dad: Son, if you keep pulling my hair, you will have to get off my shoulders. Tiger Cub: But, Dad, I’m just trying to get my gum back!
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Which one did you like the most?
What present did you give your father?
My father is a superhero for me
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