JOKES OF THE JOKES

11.Lots of fun is waiting....:-) :-) :-)

Author's note:

Hey guys !!! Its been a long..lol
How are you all anyway....
See I am a good person, inspite of my Exams I am writing for you...
I really am good ,..... Just joking ....
Its just that I want to make you all smile..... How thoughtful ....:-) :-) :-) haha
Anyway c'mon sometimes share with me your jokes also....
Anyway any funny incident or anything is fine
IN THE COMMENT BOX...
I WANT ATLEAST SOME 20 COMMENTS.. I AM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH PRETTY PLEASE....
Any way vote comment and share my book with others please I am not getting much good response..

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So my this chapter is dedicated to
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All those important cheerful lovely beautiful persons reading it, after all they are reading this chapter from my book ....
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To spread love you need not be loved,
But to spread happiness you need to be happy.....
- Me franticallyfantastic

So happened joy and laughter is important which can be made possible with the jokes of my book .....So do a good deed today spread my book ...
Anyway I am not being too much selfish isn't it ....
But if something good happens because of it , What's the big deal.:-) :-) :-) :-)

JOKESSSSSSS......

Losing a husband can be hard: in my case it was almost impossible.:-) :-) :-)

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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me... they were cramming for their finals.
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You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
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A recently fired
stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife..."
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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All Girls Are Beautiful After The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare)

All Boys Are Innocent Before The Lights Are Switched Off
(Shakespeare'S Wife)
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C H I L D H O O D
Is Like Being
D R U N K . . .
Everyone Remembers
What You Did,
Except You ..

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"
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SORRY FOR THE SHORTNESS .
THE LENGHT OF THE CHAPTERS WILL DEPEND ON YOUR REPLY.....
UNTIL THEN keep smiling .......:-) :-) :-)