25. Chick flick

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* I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour!


Wow 25th *silver jubilee*

Hitting

An angry husband hit the wife, she hit the son, he hit the daughter and the latter hit the cat. Then the cat pissed to everyone's slippers.

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Driving licence

A girl talks to a guy:
- You know, I have passed driving exams. Now I'll be choosing a machine to buy. Maybe you could advise which machine would be the best?
- Washing one...

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Guests
There are two types of guests: the ones, who want to stay longer, and the ones, who want to go home asap. Strangely enough, these two types are normally found in married couples.

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Worse than that

What's worse than eating an apple and finding a worm?
Eating an apple and finding half a worm.

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In a bar
Men are having a good time in bar, just one sits sad.
- Peter, why are you so sad?
- My wife was diagnosed with AIDS...
Men, just kidding.
Why all of you get so scared?

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