Ask America

"If you ever met your 2P, would you challenge him to see who is more heroic?"

Questioned Asked By: ViveLaRevolution
"Oh boy."

"I've met him before, but I kinda left because he was starting to freak me out. The dude kept calling people by weird names like sweet cheeks. To make it worse, he called me. Porkchop! That was the worst. I'm not fat and just because he's a vegetarian–" America uttered with a childish edge to his tone.

"Honestly though, he's got a nice face - mostly because he almost practically looks just like me besides his hair and stuff, obviously." Alfred stated, spinning around in his desk chair. "The guy would be a worthy opponent though so I probably would tell him to square up! The only thing that scares me about fighting him is the huge bat that he carries around filled with fucking nails? I honestly would want to be hit in the face with it."

"I could probably win a fight with him though because I'm definitely one of the most heroic people around? Sure, I can be a little oblivious and dumb, but aren't we all sometimes? If I ever see him again, I'm definitely going to challenge him to see who's more heroic. Everyone can start placing their bets on me now!"