*In nagisa's thug life voice*
WHAT'S UP SLUTS! GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON!
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Okay let's just pretend that 50% off reference from free! didn't happen, shall we...?
Right, this was meant to come out on Christmas but I've been hella busy so I couldn't finish it. It's only 2 months late.... Or more.... You forgive me, right? *sweat drop* ...ahh fuck it. I'm just gonna do a Christmas one coz I feel like it, okay? Okay. *sigh*
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Gon: nee, nee, Killua?
Killua: what is it now Gon?
Gon: I don't know what it means, but why is author-san calling the readers sluts?
Killua: she's only joking Gon. Even through it's a weird joke.
Gon: ahh I see...... What's a joke again?
Me: I'm actually offended that you said that, Killua. Plus my jokes are not weird... They're funny as hell, got it!
Killua: yeah, yeah. Keep telling yourself that and then maybe, one day when your 7ft in the ground you might be funny and that's pushing it.
Me: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! I shall have you know that I'm the funniest fucking person in this god damn book me boy!
Gon: Killua! answer me! what is a joke again?!
Killua: listen up, author-bitch, just except the fact that you're not funny. It's not good to lie to yourself like that.
Me: I won't except what is not true okay! Who said I was lying, huh? You should take your own advice and stop lying to the readers, asswipe!
*Gon finally snaps*
Gon: CAN BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE!!!
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Gon: Thank you. Right, Killua.
Killua: what is it now, Gon?
Gon: what dose a joke mean again?
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Killua: I'm not answering that.
Me: *face palms*
Gon: why not?
Killua: because it's a stupid question.
Gon: no it's not, Killua!
Killua: yes. It is.
Gon: no. It is not. Just tell me!
Killua: I just told you that I'm not answering it, okay! It's dumb!
Me: *sighs* you really wanna know what a joke is, Gon?
Gon: *innocently nods*
Me: okay then, I guess I don't have a choice when you look at me like that... Watch this~ ;3
Me: Oi Killua! Guess what!
BINABASA MO ANG
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