My Killer Bestfriend

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I was busy watching the telly ( sorry the British is kicking in). That I didn't no Hazel was behind me holding a knife. Its a good thing my sense is strong. I quickly dodge the knife.

"What the fuck!" I yelled dodging yet a knife that was thrown at me.

"You little bitch, you you sick fucking...." Hazel mumbles.

"Hazel language!" I cackle loudly.

"You piece of shit! Die already!!" Hazel said running to tackle but I was quick in my feet and I made a dash to the kitchen.

"Hurry up! Grab a knife and pierce her skin! And make sure to stab her savagely!" Za said.

"Two comes in one comes out! Two comes in one comes out!" Zu chanted.

Shut it you two!!

I was about to get the knife when hazel grab my arm and flipped me upside down. She grabs a big ass butcher knife that was rusted and has dried blood with it.

Fuck, fuck, FUCK!!!

I quickly back flip and kick her in the chin. I get a frying a pan and slammed it hard to her head but not hard enough to make her unconscious. I sprinted to my room, I was halfway their until a knife came flying in me cutting my ear a little. I turned my head and that slut is standing up. Clutching her head, come on she can barely stand up. That slut never gives up. Shit!!!

"Guards!!" I shouted to the men that was patrolling the mansion.

My finger was in the door knob when I was faced by Hazel and she punch me in the freaking fucking face! That made me get angry a little. I jump and put my legs in Hazel's shoulder and started punching her. She was trying to clawed my legs but I let go. I put both of my hand on the floor and lifted Hazel with my legs and slammed her hard. It was a good thing the hallway was spacious. I quickly left her their and before she could stand up I close the door to my room and locked it. I shouted for the guards again and I heard Hazel struggling and shouting curses like witch, a piece of shit or a bitch and a hag.

I waited for a moment before everything was quite. I let out a sight of relief. I went to my dresser and look myself in the mirror. I have a medium size cut in my left cheek.

"Oh come on that was a good show but never mind. You got wounded!" Zu said childishly.

"Why did you let her go, you have a kill point but you let go!!" Za said angrily.

I don't need the both of your comments! You bitches and psycho!

After I treated the wound I went to sleep.

"Man... I have a fucked up and shitty world. Hahahahahahaha" I cackled.
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Its hard to explain but watch the captain America: civil war wherein widow was fighting with a criminal in India or Malaysia I think......

I forgot... But hey its like that so yeah.....🔫👑
I am not good with the details

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