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Mars: TANGINA GIRL ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
Kesh: Wait anyare? Mars?? Are you okay??
Kesh: Hey, don't blame me ha. This is your idea. Pwede mo naman kasing hingin na lang kay Andreau instead na mag-akyat bahay ka pa sa condo niya. Haynako ewan ko sa 'yo
Kesh: Mars? I'm really worried about you now. Textback!!!
** 20 minutes later**
Mars: I've been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they're getting on it and it's a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them.
Mars: So expect live sex updates.
Kesh: Just tell me if Andreau starts the dirty talk thing ha? I wanna know if he really understood my comment
Mars: Oh my god you commented on his dirty talk skills?? TEH SERYOSO KA BA MY BABY?????
Kesh: Girl, your baby has a really filthy mouth. But sorry, he sounds hot. Way hot.
Mars: WHAT THE FUCK????
Kesh: Basta I've heard them banging for a couple of times now and the dirty talk kinda bothered me so I commented.
Kesh: Mars????
Mars: Oh my god is bleach safe for the ears parang hindi to si andreau omg i'm gonna pass out tangina ka
Kesh: Live for me, Mars. Still want the updates.
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#8 Andreau & Roldan ; Andreau/Zade (AU wherein hindi artista si Andreau)
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Andreau: So she went down on me and she did hum the theme song from star wars and pretended my dick was a light saber.
Andreau: I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow morning
Roldan: Should I prepare my best man speech now?
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#11 Mars & Roldan ; Andreau/Zade
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Mars: I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me I'm not getting laid.
Roldan: Wow, Andreau's done with his taping already? Aga ah.
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#13 Andreau/Zade
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Zade: Hey Cortez, what happened last night? There's a ripped up shirt all over my living room floor.
Andreau: Uh.. you don't remember anything?
Zade: That's why I'm asking you duh
Andreau: You got a little drunk last night and well...
Zade: ANO NA NANGYARI
Andreau: You grabbed my shirt and said, "Hope you're not attached." and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Zade: Well shit. I'm sorry about that
Zade: Wait.. were you attached?
Andreau: Kinda.. But it's worth it.
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#14 Andreau/Zade
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Andreau: I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
