Randomness With Male! Indonesia

Timor Leste-chan

America: No, no! Keep it up! Tell your dads that you deserve to have your own land!

France: Ohonhonhon ~ Do you feel the deja vù, anglettere~?

England: SHUT UP!!

F!Timor: Eeeh?! I didn't mean by that way...!

M!Indonesia: .....

Portugal: ...... (;-; Well Indonesia had shooed me from Timor long ago, so...)

M!Indonesia: ...Timor.

F!Timor: Y-Yes?!

M!Indonesia: ......

*runs to the corner, sulks*

M!Indonesia: *grumble grumble* *sob sob*

F!Timor: ...eh?

M!Malaysia: Aaaaaand, he's mad.

F!Timor: D-Did I make him mad?!

M!Singapore: Don't even bother. He's always like this.

M!Malaysia: Tch, this troublesome stupid brother... Hey, Indon! Get over it, would you?

M!Indonesia: *sob* Don't *sob sob* call meh *sob* Indon... *sob sob sob*

M!Malaysia: Pffffft. Hey, Mr. Netherlands!

Netherlands: Hm?

M!Indonesia: Your son needs you.

Netherlands: *gasp* INDIE!!!

M!Malaysia: Nyehehehehehe... in this way, he'll be grossed out and back to normal! >:3

M!Indonesia: *sulk sulk sulk*

Netherlands: Eh?

M!Malaysia: WHAT?!

Netherlands: Indie, what's wrong with you?!

M!Indonesia: *sob sob sob sulk sulk sulk*

Netherlands: .....Belgium, Luxembourg,  help me.

Belgium: Heeeeeey, Indieeeee! I brought waffles and chocolates with meeee!

Luxembourg: How about we eat together after the meeting~? And I also bring games and all, we'll play it later~~

M!Indonesia: . . . . . .

Belgium: Did it work?!

. . . .

M!Indonesia: *suuuuulk*

Netherlands: Sh*t.

Japan: I-Indonesia-kun..! Please carm yourserf!

S. Korea: *whisper* Bribe him with your animes or somethin'!

Japan: E-Eeeh?? Ano... Indonesia-kun, I'rr give you my brandry new anime for-u furee if you carm down....

M!Indonesia: *turns to Japan* Weally...?

Japan: (I-It's working...!) Yes, of course I wirr...!

M!Indonesia: *sob sob* And... *sob* merchandises too...?

Japan: What are you tarking about? No free merchandisu.

M!indonesia: :'( *suuuuuuulk*

S. Korea: Wtf, dude?! That was so close!!

Japan: G-Gomenasai..! But the merchandisu are rimited edition...!! B-But I'rr make an exception...! Indonesia-kun, you can get arr merchandisu you want...!!

M!Indonesia: I DON'T WANNA ANYMOREEEEEEEEE!!!

Japan: Eeeeeeeeh?!

Russia: Indonesia-kun~ Don't be like that! You're being so childish~~~

M!Indonesia: *sob* Why don't *sob* you look *sob sob* at yourself, *sob sob* Mr. Communist?! *sob*

Russia: *GASP*

England: WHOAAAH!! FRANCE, AMERICA, HOLD HIM!!!

France: MON DEAU!!

China: Indonesia, why did you say that?!

M!Indonesia: Shut up you old shemale.... *sob*

China: *gASP*

India: Pffffft :v

China: AIYAAAH! India, TAME THAT SOBBING BEING!!

India: Hmmm~? Okay! Hey, Timor~?

F!Timor: Y-Yes?!

India: ~Go pat your big brother~

F!Timor: ....Uh...

*walks to Indonesia*

F!Timor: Uh... akak Nesia?

M!Indonesia: *sob* whut..? *sob*

F!Timor: It's.... umm.. I uhh...

M!Indonesia: *sobs*

F!Timor: I.... I'm sorry I separated myself from you long time ago... but I... did it for our sakes....

M!Indonesia: *sob sob*

F!Timor: We got separated, but our people are happy now, so...

M!Indonesia: ....

F!Timor: ....We may separated, but.... we're still siblings, right, 'abang'?

M!Indonesia: ....*snort* TIMOR-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! *hugs*

F!Timor: WHOA!

M!Indonesia: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR LITTLE SISTEEEEEEERRR!!!! *sob*

F!Timor: *chuckled* Ehehe.. I know you do. Now, wipe your face, bro! You'll embarrass yourself in front of your friends, you know?

M!Indonesia: *snort* Yeah....

All: Awwwwwwww... ;w;

Portugal: ...B-B-B-But... what about me?! ∑(O_O;)

Germany: AND HOW ABOUT THE MEETING?!

BONUS

M!Indonesia: Bel, Lux, Neth....

Belgium: Hmmmm~?

M!Indonesia: *shows hands* Gimme my waffles and games... >:3

All: ......

_And_

M!Indonesia: My merchandises.

Japan: ..... Ret's go to the nearest shop....

M!Indonesia: Yaaay! >:3

_Also..._

M!Malaysia: Did you just freaking fake your sobs?

M!Indonesia: *eating waffles while playing games* Eeeh? Naaaahh.... *cough*