Guy Code. Learn it. Live it.
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41. The guy who wants something the most is responsible for getting it in life. For example, if you go through the drive through and your friend hands you a $20.00 for a $5.99 meal, it's his responsibility to get his change back not yours. After all you are looking through your order to see if they got it right.
42. Never eat another guy's French fries or tater tots ever.
43. If your friend says "suck my balls" as a way to put you down, don't try to be funny by saying "OK" and moving your head towards his crotch, two Homosexual references in a row are just plain scary...
44. If you say ouch, you are a pussy! Say "OH FUCK", "SHIT", "GOD DAMN IT" if you don't want to offend your god say, "BOB DAMN IT" if you don't want to offend "bob" then you're just fucked
45. If you're a guy and you wear flip flops, do not let the back of the flop smack your heel loudly. That's what chicks do to get attention.
46. If another guy offers you a free steak even though you have already eaten you must accept the steak, you will regret it later.
47. If someone keeps buying you drinks you must keep drinking.
48. You can not directly ask another guy sister but cousin is acceptable unless you are from Johnston County NC.
49. It is perfectly acceptable to refuse sex if it involved you having to go down on a girl first in order to get yours if you are not in the mood.
50. A guy must never go behind another guy's back and talk to his mother, wife or girlfriend about any problem he has with the other. Any guy who willfully does this loses his guy status and earns the title of "bitch" for the rest of his life.
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