Guy code. Learn it. Live it.
[10 out of 50]
1. When at the movie theater with another guy, you must have one empty seat between both guys.
~same thing in the restroom~
2. All girls are fair game unless a Contract of Property exists. However, if you are a citizen from another country then honoring a foreign contract is a gray area.
3. Unless a guy friend banged your girlfriend who stole your power saw, you must bail a him out of jail within 24 hours but are not expected to post bail with your own money.
4. A best guy's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down
in a Tijuana crack house", "one time when we were all shit stained undies drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest Adams apple you ever saw".
5. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella unless your brother is actually gay.
6. A guy shall never apologize or explain why he never called another man back unless you are in Las Vegas.
7. No guy should EVER sit on another man's lap.
8. A guy should never touch another man's car radio unless having verbal permission.
9. It is not okay to dance with dudes.
10. No guy may ever get a foot massage from another man.
[10 out of 50]
