Guy Code. Learn it. Live it.
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31. Only acceptable time when a guy is allowed to cry is when a heroic dog dies to save his master, when an officer or king leads men into battle with swords drawn, any military battle movie, when your date eats all of the milk duds etc.
32. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, and will, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe.
33. A guy's shoes may not intentionally match any other article of clothing on his body unless you are in sexual conquest mode.
34. No comment shall ever be made to a guy about how much he is sweating. In fact, there is no need to bring notice to any body part which he may be sweating from.
35. No guy shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of Family Guy or any Rocky movie.
36. You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces left over after assembling a store bought item. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient.
37. Unless you are under the age of 11 or wearing a bathing suit, do not wear tighty whities. It still escapes all reasoning as to why they even make them in adult sizes.
38. No man shall ever keep track of, or count, the amount of beers he has had in a night unless is pacing himself to wait for a girl to pass out.
39. Under no circumstances may two non-related men share a bed or anything which can be perceived as a mattress without a divider.
40. A guy shall never help another man apply sun tan oil.
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