Guy Code. Learn it. Live it.
[30 out of 50]
21. If you ever compliment a guy's six pack, you better be talking about his choice of beverage.
22. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours, unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. If that is the case then you are Goose and Goose is dead. Rent Top Gun
23. If you catch your girlfriend cheating on your "GUY" friend (aka your homeboy) you are permitted to blackmail her to avoid telling your friend. The blackmail can involve blow jobs but not sex. When a girl cheats, she is no longer considered off limits because she is a skank tank of whorish nastiness that must be used as a receptacle of boot glue deposits. However, once you get your fill then you turn her in.
24. If your buddy is trying to hook up with a random girl, you may sabotage him only in a manor that gives you no chances of getting any either.
25. If a buddy has lint, an eyelash, or any other foreign object on his hair or face, under no circumstances are you permitted to remove it. However an appropriate hand gesture may be made to make him aware of it.
26. An anniversary is recognized on a yearly basis, under no circumstances will anything be celebrated in an interval other than a year
27. When coming to a room which you know is occupied by your friend and possibly another girl, you must knock and wait for an adequate response. If no response occurs, and the door is locked, feel the heat around the corner and walk away in 30 seconds flat.
28. The only time ditching a buddy for a girl is acceptable, is when the girl ranks 8 or above on the 1-10 scale. Actually, as long as they are not fat you can pass over a friend for ass as long as you take pictures as proof of purchase.
29. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.
30. No guy will ever publicly admit to his friends about watching a movie where the main theme is dancing, but what brothers don't know won't hurt them.
[30 out of 50]
Vote?
Share?
Comment?
