Guy Code. Learn it. Live it
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11. Every guys must know the difference between a flat head and a Phillips head screwdriver.
12. Don't ask a girls where she wants to eat, just tell her where she is going to eat.
13. A guy must be able to open a jar at any risk or he forfeits his rights as a guy.
14. A hug between guys must always start with a handshake and can at no point become a two-arm embrace unless you are a veteran.
15. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait until she gets there is you are to ever want to have Sex with her again.
16. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
17. No guy shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (in fact, even remembering your best friends birthday is sketchy)
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your guy friend's girlfriends with in 30 minutes of meeting them, you are not required to make nice with her girlfriend's boyfriends. They are typically whipped and defeated guys anyway
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement contract, do not appear in public wearing more than one Nike swoosh.
20. Shotgun can be called on anything where a shotgun applies, as long as you are in eyesight of the object, or it is at a reasonable time. This does not apply to random women during open season.
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