dating with teenage!malum would probably include:
- michael begging calum with blowjobs to skip school
- CONSISTENT RERUNS OF POKEMON PLAYING INSTEAD OF DOING WORK
- calum dragging michael to small restaurants and cute boba stores
- lots of snapchats of each other doing stupid things
- calum helping michael with homework and comforting him when he gets frustrated
- michael leaving stupid romantic things in calum's locker
- their parents being fond of each other and shipping them really hard
- janitor's closet sex
- being the school's couple goals
- "calum if you buy me pizza i'll suck your dick."
- "michael i can't-okay yeah fine."
- getting each other off in class
