The Hit (GirlxGirl) (Lesbian Story)

#1. Boob Punch

I flicked my cigarette onto the ground and leaned off of the building as I looked up and down the busy downtown Miami strip. If only I had a dollar for every time some girl threw up all over her heels as her friends held her hair back. It was a Sunday, but that didn't stop the sinners from partying before they went into work the next day. I guess I'm not the one to talk. I wasn't exactly innocent myself. Actually, I wasn't innocent at all. I made money off of killing people.

Before you go on to tell me how f-cked up I am, please, save your breath. I'm a good guy. You see, I just didn't go around killing anyone and everyone. Just because someone made me an offer and told me to go kill someone didn't mean I would mindlessly go and do it as if I was some emotionless robot. I admit, in a few ways, I was similar to an emotionless robot but I had my morals. The only people I killed were people who were just as f-cked up as me.

There was this website online that you had to do some deep searching for on the dark web and on there was my profile. On this website, there were hitmen, drug dealers, smugglers, prostitutes all looking for a line for work. It was kind of like Monster.com, but, you know, edgier. My username on this website was 'bigdaddykiller69." Once again, don't judge me. I only made up that username so my costumers would think that I was some egotistical, asshole of a man. Be honest. Who would you trust to kill someone an egocentric man or a woman that's pretty damn arrogant but not ignorant?

Most people, at least people who aren't a dumbass—no offense, would say they would choose the man. Men were seen as more psychotic. People usually didn't think of a woman when they thought of a hitman or a contract killer. That's why when I finally came face to face with my victims, I made sure I told them exactly why they were getting killed, who issued the order, gave them thirty seconds to plead their case—one minute if I'm feeling generous, and then proceeded to kill them if I thought they were truly f-cked up.

Nine times out of ten, I always killed the people I was contracted to end. Most of them were rapists, abusers or just assholes to the people who issued the orders. I didn't kill over stupid sh-t. When someone inboxed me to kill their roommate because they pissed all over the toilet seat, of course I'm not going to f-cking kill them. It's f-cking disgusting, but not worth killing someone over. When people on the dark web contacted me, they had to make sure they had a good reason and a hefty amount of money for the job.

The most I ever got paid for killing someone was a little over a million dollars. You'd be amazed how many wealthy politicians want members of their opponents' crew killed or how many rich families hate their neighbors so much that the only way to get rid of them is to hire someone to kill them. I'm not justifying my work in any way. Honestly, I wouldn't dare pay anyone to kill someone when I could either A) do it myself, or either B) just stay the f-ck away from them. People were dumbasses though and threw thousands of dollars away for problems that could be solved for free, and even though they were f-cking idiots I took advantage of that.

Tonight, I was taking advantage of some idiot named 'Kenny.' He said he was a huge fan of mine and really needed my help. He offered me twenty thousand bucks to kill 'titties&ass.' You're probably thinking 'Who the hell is that and why the f-ck is their name 'titties&ass'? Is it their legal name!? Wow, their parents must be real douchebags!' Well, ladies and gentleb-tches, to answer your questions 'titties&ass' is another contract killer on the website that I'm on. We get reviews and currently I'm number one on the hitman leaderboard with five stars. Titties&ass is a close second, but tonight they were going to be terminated.

According to Kenny, my target slacked him out of 40K when they didn't complete a killing for him. They kept the money and his arch-nemesis is still living, so he wanted me to end them for being dishonest. I don't know how but he was able to send me a picture of 'titties&ass', supposedly he was a hacker or some nerdy sh-t like that. On the dark web, no one ever showed their face so to get a picture of a contract killer was almost impossible. Somehow, Kenny got it, and when I saw the picture of my target, I was pretty shocked.