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PART 31: "Brave Chihuahua Hunters"

@hayleyscott: listen wanker

@lucazaga: love you as much as ever

@lucazaga: what's up

@hayleyscott: can you maybe manage to drag your ugly ass to my house slightly faster

@lucazaga: possibly but not if you carry on abusing me like that

@hayleyscott: oh shut up

@hayleyscott: they're werewolves

@lucazaga: uh nice of you to realise?

@lucazaga: we dont hunt chihuahuas

@lucazaga: we hunt werewolves

@lucazaga: you know the ones with glowing eyes that hit puberty once a month?

@hayleyscott: i will shove your entire quiver up your ass if you don't shut up

@hayleyscott: no i mean they're werewolves

@hayleyscott: scott isaac jackson liam malia all of them

@hayleyscott: well malia's a coyote but idk the difference

@lucazaga: yet you're in advanced bio

@hayleyscott: i will actually cut you

@hayleyscott: and lydia's a banshee and stiles was possessed and kira's a kitsune

@hayleyscott: what is a kitsune idk what that is i feel uneducated

@lucazaga: oh so you didn't feel uneducated when you didn't know the difference between a wolf and a coyote

@lucazaga: BUT YOU FEEL UNEDUCATED WHEN YOU'RE NOT AN EXPERT IN JAPANESE FOLKLORE

@lucazaga: but it's okay cause she doesn't know what it is either

@hayleyscott: YOU KNEW?

@hayleyscott: LUCAS YOU ASSHOLE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME I BASICALLY HUNT MY BOYFRIENDS SPECIES

@lucazaga: KIRA JUST TOLD ME ABOUT HERSELF

@lucazaga: I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF SHIT MAN IM NOT SOME FUCKING FORTUNE TELLER

@hayleyscott: HOW CLOSE ARE YOU AND KIRA IVE NEVER HEARD ABOUT THIS BEFORE DO YOU LIKE HER!!!!!!

@lucazaga: DONT STEER AWAY FROM WHAT YOU JUST SAID???? YOU AND SCOTT ARE DATING????

@hayleyscott: okay i actually have no idea

@lucazaga: DO WE TELL THEM WHAT WE DO?

@hayleyscott: YOU'RE KIDDING RIGHT

@hayleyscott: NOT UNLESS WE NEED TO

@lucazaga: I CAN'T LIE TO KIRA SHE'S GOING THROUGH TOO MUCH

@hayleyscott: YOU THINK I WANT TO LIE TO SCOTT

@hayleyscott: LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY

@hayleyscott: BECAUSE I DON'T HATE TO ADMIT IT

@hayleyscott: I LOVE THAT CLUELESS FUCKER

@hayleyscott: BUT WE CAN'T TELL THEM NOW

@lucazaga: FINE IM STILL AT THE AIRPORT I HAVE TO RENT A CAR BE THERE IN AN HOUR

@lucazaga: AND WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS LOVE STUFF

@katnaps: jesus christ can you two dial it down a notch

@katnaps: or several hundred notches

@lucazaga: kat in the hat is in a bad mood

@katnaps: ITS BEEN 7 YEARS GET OVER THE NICKNAME ASSHOLE

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