Eros: *Cuddling and petting Bopha* You're my kyute sweet lovebug
Bopha: Dad plz
Percy: *Wipes dirt off Bopha's face*
Eros: *Looks angrily at Percy* TOUCH MY FUCKING LOVEBUG AGAIN YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE FUCKING LIGHT OF DAY YOU LITTLE GREEN EYED COCK SUCKING WHORE! YOU UNDERSTAND ME YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE
Percy: But-
Eros: *Stares intensely*
Percy:...Nevermind
