Zeus: We have to make sure that she doesn't have caffeine
Poseidon: Okay! Okay! We got this! *Turns around*
*I'm chugging my 16th can of double shot espresso while Ares, Apollo and Hermes are encouraging it*
Apollo: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Zeus: Apollo!
*We all stop*
Hermes:...What?
Hades: *Looks just about done*
Poseidon: *Does a 'WTF bruh' pose*
Zeus: *Facepalms because he can't believe his sons are such idiots*
*Later*
Me: *Giggling as I cling on to Hades' leg*
Hades: When does it wear off?
Poseidon: When the number of kids we currently have doubles
*Every god groans*
Me: HEY LOOK IT'S PERCY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS! *Passes out by falling flat on my face*
Ares: Finally!
Zeus: *Sighs before passing out besides me*
Poseidon: *Pulls out two blankets. Gently tucks me in with a fluffy one while he throws a crumbled one at Zeus*
