Zachary And Victoria

11 | penuriously

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"Beauty, hellllloooooo."

"What the hell do you want, Zach? Can't a girl just have her nap?"

"It's eight. Do you sleep in late so much? It's called a nap for a reason, you know."

"Why can I not? Now good bye. I need my sleep."

"But beauty..."

"What do you want?"

"I want your opinion."

"Oh good God, save me."

"It isn't that bad as you love to make it."

"You keep saying that and it'll always end up bad."

"Suit or just a shirt?"

"Job interview?"

"Nope. A charity ball."

"Aw, that's sweet. Go for the suit."

"With or without tie, hmm?"

"With tie. You know, the thin ones?"

"Okay. Thanks."

"Rogering that."

"I don't even know why a press has to hold a charity ball. Like why?"

"You're probably invited to tell how good of a writer you are."

"Probably."

"Don't laugh. It's like underestimating yourself."

"Yes, mother."

"Very funny, Zachary."

"You'd make an amazing mother, beauty."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha."

"What now did I say to make you laugh so much?"

"Dude, you just told me that I'd make an awesome mother. It seems like someone's asking me to bed with him."

"I'm rolling my eyes right now."

"You want to do me, don't you?"

"Do? Who even uses that now?"

"I do. Got any problem, Tussel?"

"As a matter of fact, I'd do you any day, beauty."

"Ew, you're gross. Absolutely gross."

"I'm smirking right now. So badly."

"You don't even know how I look. For all you may know I could be a forty five year old divorced woman."

"You don't sound like a cougar, beauty."

"Yeah yeah, because I'm all charming as hell."

"You're beautiful as hell. I'm charming. Let's keeps the line of difference notable."

"I pity your date very much tonight, Mr. Tussel."

"I would have definitely taken you as my date, my fair maiden, had I known you in person."

"I should party for the Lord has granted me redemption and saved me from meeting you or going to that stupid charity ball of yours."

"I'm not that bad and I hope that charity ball isn't that bad either."

"A tuna is better than a charity ball and I really, really hate tuna or any kind of seafood. So understand how much I hate charity balls."

"You wound me, sweetheart."

"Like I've not done that in the past."

"I'll dodge that comment. I think you're afraid of socialising. You've never been a party person probably."

"Ladies and gentlemen, give a big round of applause for this young gentleman here for the right answer."

"Oh my god, the sarcasm seems to be just dripping from your mouth."

"You're lame, Zach."

"I'm lame for you, beauty."

"Oh my god, just shut up already."

"I can think of ways to make both of us shut up together and I can assure you and I – both of us – will have the time of our lives."

"Get ready, Zach. You stay any longer on this line and I'll end up throwing insults at how bad your pickup lines are."

"Whoa, fierce. I like it."

"Zachary William Tussel, catch a grip already."

"But you make me fall every time, beauty."

"And that is why you should catch a grip because this time I wouldn't be the reason for you falling. Instead, it will be your own smooth floor."

"But you're the reason why I'm the wet floor and the smooth floor."

"OH MY GOD; BYE."

beep, beep, beep.

"Now that was fun. I better get ready. Sigh."