my phone?
Princess: Because that's what I am, duh.
You: Okay... so what's up?
Princess: Nothin much, dying over literature
is all.
You: What's wrong with it?
Princess: I can't do it. I suck at english.
You: English*
Princess: fite mi m8,
You: ohkaye.
Princess: I read that as oh-kay-yea.
You: Wow... *sarcastic round of applause.*
Princess: Shut it, butt muncher.
You: Butt muncher? Please work on your insults.
Princess: You know, you're a lot sassier
through text..
You:Got it from my mum lol.
Princess: Have you downloaded kik
yet?
You: Yeah, and its at like 75% What's your user
name again?
Princess: Princessharreh
You: You are really into all the feminism stuff,
aren't ya?
Princess: Is there a problem with it?
You: No it's cute.
Princess: Oh, really?
You: ... Yea, kind of....
You: You know that's not exactly what I
meant... right?
Princess: What'd you mean, then?
You: Nothing, never mind.
Princess: Never mind what? Am I
not cute any more? Are you letting
too much homo through???
You: Shut up, Harold.
Princess: Or what?
You: I'll delete kik.
Princess: You wouldn't dare.
You: I would.
Princess: Hoe bag.
You: You still need to improve on those
insults, my dear child.
Princess: Shut up, Lewis.
You: No you. I hate that name so much.
Princess: Oh, do you now?
You: Yes I do, shit face.
Princess: Ouch, and you say my
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