The title pretty much explains it... Ask and Dare your favorite triangle dream demon and his pine tree, along with (wimpy) Will Cipher and his "Master", Reverse Pine Tree! (Rev!Dipper), and don't forget Mabel, Stanley, Stanford, Pacifica, Gideon, So...
Author-chan: You are so darn cute... Anyway! You have a dare!
Will: *smiles adorably* A d-dare? Just for m-m-me?
Author-chan: I wouldn't get too happy about it... *evil grin*
Will: U-u-uh oh...
Author-chan: Yeah. So, you have to act like a slut and make Tyrone jealous. That simple.
Will: A-a... S-s-lu-
Author-chan: SHHH! DO NOT LET SUCH FOUL WORDS LEAVE YOUR PURE CINNAMON ROLL MOUTH! Also, BILL! GET IN HERE!
Bill: What? *nawing on unholy chicken*
Author-chan: The fans have a question for you... *grins*
Bill: What? *naws*
Author-chan: Would you rather have unholy chicken or Dipper? Just choose one or the other. No in between.
Bill: WHAT?!
Author-chan: I'll give ya till the end of the chapter to decide.
Bill: NUUUUHHHH-
A few hours later
Will: *has been whorishly flirting with a guy on the street for like 15 minutes*
Tyrone: *back at home, without Will* Hey, where's Blueberry?
Author-chan: *grins Mr. Widemouth style in response*
Tyrone: Uhh.... Okay... *slowly backs out the door before bolting outside*
Author-chan: Pass it on... *grins all Smile Dog like*
With Will and the dude *coughs* bythatImeanpervert *coughs*
Will: *twirling his hair and batting his eyelashes all sexy-like*
Pervert: *grinning all like: "IMMA PERVERT BUT I WON'T LET YOU SEE THAT CUZ IT'LL HURT MY CHANCES OF GETTING LAID*
Will: S-so... M-mister... How'd you like to come home with me this evenin'? *suddenly lost his stutter due to confidence boost*
Pervert: Anythin' for you, sexy lil' boy... *grabs Will's butt*
Will: *holds in a squeak of shock and terror*
Tyrone: *comes around the corner* *calling for Will* Will? Hey, Will? *sees Will and the pervert*
A moment of dark silence (By that I mean like that moment in animes when someone gets busted and then everything just stops and everyone turns white in shock, aka, this:
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Tyrone: Will...
Will: *gulps*
Tyrone: What exactly is going on here?
Will: N-N-N-NO-OTHIN-G I-I-I-IT WA-AS A D-DARE A-AN' AU-AUTHOR-C-C-CHAN M-
Pervert: *running down the street*
Tyrone: OH HELL NAW! *chases the pervert down the street*
Author-chan: Welp... This was entertaining... NOW! BILL! *mettaton voice* MAKE YOUR CHOICE!
Bill: DIPPER! I MEAN UNHOLY CHICKEN! NO I MEAN DIPPER. NO I- *screams and rolls around on the floor* THIS IS A LIFE CHANGING DECISION.
Author-chan: Well, I guess while you're thinking about it I'll just eat your chicke-
Bill: DIPPER. I CHOOSE DIPPER. JUST DON'T EAT MY CHICKEN. NOT THE UNHOLY CHICKEN.
Author-chan: Goood... Good demon. *walks out* Oh, by the by, I poured holy water all over your chicken.
Bill: *eyes widen and he starts convulsing on the floor and spatting out curses in Latin at Author-chan*
