Sans: I tried out for a band.
Papyrus: Really, what instrument do you play?
Sans: *smirks*
Papyrus: Oh gawd wait. Where did you even find one of those, we can't afford a...
Sans: Say it, C'mon bro.
Papyrus: We can't afford a Trom-bone!
Sans: Plays trombone.
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Sans' Pun Book
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