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GIRL:I'M HAVING A HEART SURGERY TODAY
BOY:I KNOW
GIRL:I LOVE YOU
BOY:I LOVE YOU MORE
*AFTER HEART SURGERY,HER DAD IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM*
GIRL:WHERE IS HE?
DAD:DON'T YOU KNOW WHO GAVE YOU THE HEART"
*GIRL STARTS CRYING*
DAD:JUST KIDDING,HE WENT TO THE WASHROOM