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TEACHER:WHY DID YOU NOT STUDY?
STUDENT:A YEAR HAS 365 DAYS FOR YOU TO STUDY.AFTER TAKING AWAY 52 SUNDAYS THERE ARE ONLY 313 DAYS LEFT.THERE ARE 50 DAYS IN THE SUMMER THAT IS WAY TO HOT TO WORK SO THERE ARE ONLY 263 DAYS LEFT.WE SLEEP FOR 8 HOURS A DAY IN A YEAR THAT ADDS UP TO 122 DAYS.NOW WE ARE LEFT WITH 141 DAYS.IF WE FOOLED AROUND FOR 1 HOUR A DAY 15 DAYS ARE GONE SO WE ARE LEFT WITH 126 DAYS.WE SPEND 2 HOURS EATING EVERY DAY IN THAT WAY 30 DAYS ARE USED AND WE ARE LEFT WITH 96 DAYS IN OUR YEAR.WE SPEND 1 HOUR A DAY SPEAKING TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT TAKES AWAY 15 MORE DAYS AND WE ARE LEFT WITH 46 DAYS.TAKING OF APPROXIMATELY 40 DAYS OF HOLIDAYS YOU ARE ONLY LEFT WITH 6 DAYS.SAY YOU ARE SICK FOR A MINIMUM OF 3 DAYS YOU ARE LEFT WITH THREE DAYS.LETS SAY YOU ONLY GO OUT FOR 2 DAYS.....YOURE LEFT WITH ONE DAY.BUT THAT ONE DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.
#MATHS SKILLS
