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A COUPLE IS DRIVING
COP:SIR,YOU REALIZE THAT YOU WERE SPEEDING
HUSBAND:IM SORRY OFFICER I DINT KNOW
WIFE:WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S A LIE I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM THAT FOR MILES
HUSBAND:SHUT UP!SHUT THE F*CK UP!!NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU!!
COP:OK THEN,DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR LICENSE PLATE WAS EXPIRED?
HUSBAND:NO OFFICER,I DINT KNOW
WIFE:HE'S LIEN!I'VE BEEN TELLING HIM FOR MONTHS!!
HUSBAND:SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH,NO ONE'S TALKING TO YOU!!
*COP WALK'S OVER TO THE WIFE'S SIDE*
COP:MAAM DOES HE ALWAYS SPEAK TO YOU LIKE THIS?
WIFE:NO,ONLY WHEN HE'S DRUNK.
