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DAD:CAN U GET ME A DRINK?

KID:COLA OR PEPSI?

DAD:COLA

KID:NORMAL OR DIETARY?

DAD:NORMAL

KID:BOTTLE OR CAN ?

DAD:BOTTLE

KID:1L OR 0.5L?

DAD:SCREW IT JUST BUY ME WATER

KID:NORMAL OR CARBONATED?

DAD:NORMAL!

KID:WARM OR COLD?

DAD:GET OUT!

KID:NOW OR LATER?

DAD:IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

KID:KNIFE OR GUN?

DAD:GUN!

KID:IN THE HEAD OR BODY?

DAD:F*CK YOU

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