The Bible Of Ships

Group Chats (Tiam)

Brooke: HANNAH WHY DID YOU ADD ME TO A GROUP WITH LIAM AND TEEA

Brooke: I don't want to be here

Liam: I can here to have fun but honestly I feel like I'm being attacked rn

Teea: Hush Li

Liam: :'((

Teea: Aw Liam I love you! :)

Liam: I love you too Teea

I ship them so fucking much like ugh

Brooke:...ship?

Face palms*

Why did I fall for a girl with no knowledge of Internet slang?

Teea: I dunno that's your problem

Fuck you both

Teea: No thanks

Teea: I got Liam, I don't need you for dat

O.o

Liam: Don't touch my girlfriend Hannah

Liam: Or else things are gonna get ugly fast

Brooke: DON'T TOUCH MY HANNAH

Teea: sHE SAID MY

I CRI

Liam: Protective much 😏😏

Brooke has left the convo

Liam: That lil shît

Liam has added Brooke to the convo

Teea: Can I add Harry?

Liam: No

Liam: He's gonna flirt with you then I'm gonna fight him

Shit gonna go dooooown

I wanna seeeee thissssss

Teea has added Harry to the convo

Oh shit

Brooke: Oh shit indeed

Brooke: who the faqk says Indeed?

Brooke: Me

BESIDES you

Brooke:....

Teea: Crickets chirp*

Liam: *shifts awkwardly*

Harry:....o.o

Teea: Hey Hazza!

Harry: Hi babe! :)

Liam: -_-

Oh no Teea

Brooke: Lol

Harry: How was your day love? x

Teea: It was good! Cuz Liam is there for me :)

Liam: Damn right

Harry: Oh okay cool

I can just feel the awkwardness rn

LITERALLY

Brooke: Yeah

Harry: He hates me :(

Teea: He doesn't hate you

Teea: right Liam?

Liam: I don't hate Harry

Teea: :D

Liam: I loathe him very very much

Teea: D:

Harry has left the convo

Teea: Bad Liam!

Teea: You ain't gettin none!

Liam: WHAT?!

Liam: That's so not cool!

Teea: And saying you Loathe Harry isn't cool either!

Brooke: She has a point

I agree

Liam: Ugh you all eat pussy (I mean it would be a insult if he said Dick right?)

Liam: Including you Brooke even tho you Claim to suck Dick

Teea: HA

I cri

Brooke: Hmph

Teea: Why are we friends?

I dunno but I love you all

Especially Brooke tho

Brooke: aw :)

Teea: I ship it

Liam: Samez

Teea: I wanna cuddle Liam

Liam: Come over then

Teea: I'm to lazy

Liam: Fine I'm coming

Teea: Yay! :))

Teea: I love you!

Liam: Love you too

GOALS AF

Brooke:....AF?

IM DONE WITH U UGH

Hannah has changed the group name to "Done with Mommy Brooke"

Idek what I just did....

BIDGAF LOVE YOU BROOOKE

AND SORRY PEOPLE I DIDNT ADD

TIAM BITCH