"It's the biggest crock of shit you'll ever read."
I looked up from my book at the speaker sitting next to me.
"What?" I asked him, disbelievingly, for he was now looking left out of the window of the double-decker as we lurched along Euston Road. He was a strange looking person. Quite big, like me, wearing a black T-shirt, a waist coat and army trousers in a camouflage pattern with a pork pie hat on his head. He was about forty with a large round earring and strange sort of uncomfortable energy about him. I'd taken him for an unemployed band roadie.
"That book," the man sniffed, "It's lies."
I closed the book and looked at the cover. The garish design featured a boy with round glasses and a famous lightning scar.
"It's Harry fuckin' Potter, mate," I told him.
"Yeah, he's a wanker, and a liar."
"He's a fictitious character!" I told him.
"Exactly. Not one thing in that whole book is true," the man said tapping it.
He was dead serious. I decided he must be nuts. Strangely though he was more defensive than aggressive.
"You're probably right," I agreed.
"I'm not 'probably right', I am right." he insisted.
"OK, you are right." I agreed, not needing this grief. Satisfied he looked out the window again. I opened my book.
I was reading away when I noticed he'd gripped the handle of the seat in front of him making the Sikh chap sitting in it a little uncomfortable. He sighed and stole a resentful glance at the book. I've seen this kind of idiot before and big as he was he wasn't any bigger than me. This shite I did not need.
"Look pal, I'm just reading a kids book. What's you're problem?" I told him, straight-up.
"It's fucken shit. She makes out like I'm some sub-normal suck-arse."
"Who does?"
"That Rowling bitch."
"What?" I asked, totally bewildered.
"It's a fucken calumny. That's what it is."
"A calumny?"
"Yeah. A libel. Foul slander."
"Of you?" I checked.
"Yeah, of me!"
He was getting worked up again.
I blinked, staring at him.
"Let me get this straight. You're saying 'Harry Potter', the world famous kids story is a slander..."
"libel," he corrected me.
"yeah ... whatever... Of you?"
"Yeah."
I couldn't help smiling.
"It's not fucken funny either," he said, starting to get aggressive.
I started to get how that might be possible.
"OK, OK, I get it. So somehow Jo Rowling knows you."
"Course she knows me."
"You went to school together?"
"Course."
"And she put you in the book?"
"Right in one."
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The Whole Truth by Gregory Goyle
Fiksi PenggemarIt turns out Harry Potter was more autobiographical than the world was led to believe.