Hello. I'm Madeleine and this is basically a collection of random, fandom-related stuff.
My fandoms are Homestuck, Death Note, Attack on Titan, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Tokyo Ghoul, countless other animes, Phantom of the Op...
Number 1: I found a Karkat Vantas Insult Generator.
Number 2: I found a really weird plot generator.
I'm honestly can't tell which one I like better. For starters, the Karkat Insult Generator comes up with stuff like "taintchafing moronic f*cktardation" and "wretched unattractive sorry sack of sh*t" and just a bunch of other smack talk that makes me feel compelled to drown my internet history in holy water, but the plot generator has supplied me with outrageous prompts such as "A minister who is partially paralyzed manages a little league team with a chiropractor who is the embodiment of Satan" and "A super hero is trapped in a shopping mall all weekend with a magical horse who is not who they say they are."
My mind is blown.
What's that? You want more, you say?
Well, I can't argue with that!
Karkat Insults (kinda sorta censored because I still plan on going to Heaven):
-undulating primitive flying f*ck
-braindead unattractive douchesack
-globetickling grubfisted ignoramus
And best of all:
-assgrabbing nooklicking razzmatazz of go f*ck yourself in the ass
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Karkat, I love you.
AND PLOTS:
-An apple farmer can't stand a genius from Virginia
-A weather man from West Virginia is trapped in a high school all weekend with a mobster who was raised by chimpanzees
-A foreign diplomat steals the identity of a train conductor who practices the dark arts
-Santa Claus is thwarted by a TV executive who escaped from prison
-A contortionist who wants to die travels back in time with a former mercenary on a crime spree
-Santa Claus from California weds the mother of a manchild with chronic hiccups. What. The. Heck.
-- A patent clerk who is secretly gay starts a doomed romance with an alien who can see the future. HOLY CRAP I'M WRITING THIS. NO, I'M SERIOUS. I'M LEGITIMATELY GOING TO WRITE THIS. EXPECT IT TO BE POSTED IN A FEW WEEKS.
Well, I guess that's it. But here are the links in case you want them:
And if anybody cares, I'm going to be writing a bunch of Johnkat fanfiction ( without the f word censored >:] ). So if you ship it, I guess it's your lucky day! If not, then whatever. But just... Just look at them... It's precious:
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