[Today 6:22 pm]
Callia: Oi. Oi. Oi. Oi.
Unknown Pie Lover: Can I help you?
Callia: Yes. Cure my boredom.
Unknown Pie Lover: What are you, five?
Callia: No. I'm- I'd rather not tell you my age.
Unknown Pie Lover: Please don't tell me you're under 18.
Callia: No. I'm not a friggin' child. Although I act like it sometimes. According to my brother, at least.
Unknown Pie Lover: Yeah. According to your brother. That I don't know. I feel so reassured.
Callia: Shut up, I'm adorable.
Unknown Pie Lover: That just makes things more uncomfortable since I don't even know you!
Callia: Well let's change that.
Callia: Hello, I'm Callia, you can call me Cal, and I like pie, Netflix, social media, and you.
Unknown Pie Lover: ... I don't even know you.
Callia: You said that already.
Unknown Pie Lover: Exactly.
Callia: Rude. Anyways. Come on. Tell me about yourself.
Unknown Pie Lover: I can't believe I'm doing this, but I figure if I don't talk, you'll annoy the hell outta me.
Callia: You are correct, Mr. Unknown Pie Lover.
Unknown Pie Lover: Please don't call me that.
Callia: Too late.
Unknown Pie Lover: God. Why do I even try?
Callia: I'm flattered. But I'm not God.
Callia: But please, I'd like to get to know you. I'm getting tired of your contact name being Unknown Pie Lover. Although, it's an amusing name.
Unknown Pie Lover: The hell, you even put it as my contact name?
Callia: Yes. Now stop stalling and tell me about yourself.
Unknown Pie Lover: Fine. I'm Dean, I like pie, my car, classic rock, and my little brother.
[Callia has changed Unknown Pie Lover's name to Dean.]
Callia: You like your brother? Like in... Like, like?
Dean: What the hell, no, not like that. What's wrong with you?
Callia: I'm just checking. There's people out there that ship stuff like that, just saying.
Dean: Yeah. I know. Don't they know that they're related?
Callia: I dunno.
Callia: Anyways. Moving on.
Callia: Nice to meet you, Dean. Can I call you Dean-o?
Dean: NO. That's a big no, I don't need more nicknames.
Callia: In that case, I'm going to keep calling you Dean-o.
Dean: Dammit.
Callia: Hah. You're funny, and you cured my boredom. Thanks.
Dean: You're welcome?
Callia: Did you ever get your pie?
Dean: Actually I did. Sam was gracious enough to buy me one.
Callia: Well that was kind of him. What kind of pie was it.
Dean: Blueberry.
Callia: That's a good one. I personally like apple the most.
Dean: I'm good with any, honestly.
Callia: They're all pretty yummy.
Dean: Yeah.
Callia: Whale. My phone's 'bout to die. See you on the other side. And pray that my phone makes it.
Dean: Why would I do that?
Callia: You, sir, are rude. Like. Jeez.
Callia: See ya around, Dean-o.
Dean: I'm never going to get over that nickname. It's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life.
Callia: You will appreciate that nickname for the rest of your life or so help me, I will hunt you down and force you to like it.
Dean: You don't even know where I live. And I'm pretty sure you couldn't even pin my down, let alone force me to like that nickname.
Callia: Don't underestimate me.
Callia: I. Will. Find. You.
Dean: Okay, I'm leaving now before you try to scare me even more.
Dean: Which you're not, by the way.
Callia: Mhmmmm. I'm sure.
Dean: ... Shut up.
Dean: Bye.
Callia: Bye, Dean-o.
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