I laughed, just sitting atop this small apartment building. 'Those stupid imbosils have no idea what they are doing' I thought. I get it, they were eighteen, but they were opposites, complete opposites I might add. I tied my whip to a hook, and swung down to the ground below. I took out my phone, and called the handsome devil known as Batman.
"What is it Selina? I don't have time for your feline games"
"Oh Brucie, do I really irritate you that much? I just wanted to give some information to you and The Joker"
"What? Ugh, fine, where do we meet you"
"North Metro, in an hour, and don't forget to tell Mr J he owes me 200 000 dollars"
I hung up 'He is so predictable' I thought. His irritation towards me also proved his desire to have me fall into his arms. I pounced off, towards the North Metro.
I crept into the abandoned side of the station. This whole thing needed renewing, so this part had been abandoned for a while. I impatiently sighed, only just catching a little glimpse of Batman and The Joker approaching. As usual, they were arguing, although I would be too, if Batman had me in a headlock.
"Oh come on Batsy, I haven't even attempted to kill you!"
"Well, I'm stopping you from trying"
Batman threw The Joker to the ground. "Can you boys for once stop acting like 5 year olds" I spat. The Joker rose to his feet, dusting off his purple suit. Purple was his colour, I'll admit, but I think it should be a slightly darker shade. "So Kitty, what's the precious information you have for us?" asked The Joker. I rolled my eyes "For one Clown boy, I wouldn't call me Kitty, unless you want me to scratch that smile off your face, secondly, your little sidekicks, Robin and Harley, are having an affair, I saw them earlier, just off West street, and boy were they having fun" I explained. There facial expressions at that moment, were worth a million dollars. "What do you mean? That's, blaspheme" Bruce, of course, would deny any accusation against Dick. "Well, it's true, so, where's my pay?" Again, their expressions were golden. I turned to Joker, who had that witty smile on his face. "Alright, fine, here" he handed me an envelope, filled with the 200 000 he owed me. I took it, and placed it in my belt. "Now, I have other business to attend to, so run along now boys, I'll see you soom" I turned on my heel elegantly, as I did, just to show those big boys who's really boss around here. I walked back into the night, ready to strike any who opposed me.
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They Can't Control Our Love
FanfictionRobin and Harley Quinn are both sidekicks. Although one is good, and one is evil, they still can't shake the feeling of falling for each other. They try to keep their relationship secret, but Gotham city is full of spies that will do anything for a...
