Jungkook's 'HUGE' Problem BTS: Jungkook Fanfic

The Huge Problem

Jungkook

Jungkook was now legal, so the hyungs decided he was finally ready to be with a girl. A week later a girl confessed to him and they became a couple. A month later she went overseas to america, this is what happened the day after she left.

Jungkook's P.O.V

"Ahhngh" I instantly wake up. My lower region was pulsing. What is this? And why was I dreaming about sticking myself in my jagi? I feel strange I looked down and my D!¢k was up like a tent.
Oh

My

JESUS!!!!!!

Something's wrong with me!!!!!!

Who should I call???!!!!!!

Taehyung, yeah I'll call him.

"Hyung."

V: "Kookie, what is it, I was just about to kiss my alien princess...." *pout sound*

"Sorry hyung, but I have a problem."

V: "what's wrong?"

"Um something is pointing north."

V: "What thing?"

"My thing, the thing!!! Its up!!!"

V: "My god kookie, stop being a drama queen, talk to Jimin about it. I wanna dream about my alien princess." He hanged up.

Oh! Okay, he said Jimin, I'll call Jimin.

Jimin: "Kookie?"

"Hyung..."

"Faster, Jimin, yah ahh, oppa faster"

Oh my God!!!

"Jimin, what's going on?!"

Jimin: "I'm playing... ride the pony ... baby..." I could here a feminine shout in the background.

"Hyung I have a problem ..."

Jimin: "Yeah, kookie .... can't talk right now. Call rapmon."
He hanged up too.
I look down at the problem. It was just,... up there.

God please let rapmon tell me what this is.

Rapmon: "Yow, why you disturbing? I'm listening kanye west,"

"Hyung, I have a problem."

Rapmon: "What is it?"

"I have a tent that won't go down."

Rapmon: "Um uh, jeez talk to J-hope, yeah~ he'll tell you." Yup you can imagine what happened next, He hanged up.

Please Hobi give me my answers.

Hobi: "Hello?"

"Thank god, hyung, something weird is happening."

Hobi: "What's happened?"

"I have a pole sticking up."

Hobi: "A pole????? Wait a pole! Oh my god kookie! You have a pole up!!! Oh my gosh, oh my."
I hanged up. Hobi is no help.

Maybe I'll call Yoon.... Noooo.
Back the truck up.
If I'll call yoongi, it'll be like a suicide mission. God! I don't wanna die!

There's only one person I can call now.... Jin.

Jin: "Yes? Kookie?"

"Jin please, please all the other hyungs are busy, please don't turn me away?"

Jin: "I would never what's the problem?"

"I have a 'HUGE' problem!"

"How HUGE?"

"Hyung~ My, Oh Hyung my D!¢k is hard and swollen, its up like a light pole and the more I think about it the more I feel weirder!!!!!"

Jin: "Ohhh, kookie, my dear fetus, your just having an ERECTION.

"A what?"

Jin: "My dear kookie, why are you in this mess?"

"I, I was thinking of my jagi."
*embarrassed*

Jin: "oh kookie, its nothing to be ashamed about. This means your soon to be grown up."

"Hyung, could you explain?"

Jin: "Kookie, an erection, is when you feel horny your thing goes up."

"Hyung, could you come over and talk me through this?"

Jin: "okay, I'll come over as moral support."

"Thank you."

* 5 seconds later.*

Jin opens the door

Jin: "you okay kookie?"

"It took you long enough!"

"Kookie, I'm just next door, it only took 5 seconds."

"Whatever."

"So moody, okay my growing boy."

"I'm not the only thing that can grow."

Omg
I'm so weird
Like innocent jungkook, doesn't know what a boner is.
Success!

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