So Annoying!

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(Major Trigger Warning: it's Bipper what do you expect?)

I stared in horror at the boy. This can't be real! I understand why he said this was an odd pencil!

"Whoa is that me? Kid this looks great, I'm so handsome!" He said smirking at the picture, I began to calm down as he admired the picture.
"This can't be..... How did you get here?" I asked he stared at me, his tinted yellow eyes staring into my soul, I shivered.
"I know many things....but even this confuses me," he said looking around my room.
"I don't mind you staying here, but there are some rules," I stated, I know what Bills like, I'm not going to mess around.
"No making a mess and ABSOLUTELY NO magic," I finished. He stared at me.
"Since when did I follow rules?" He asked, wiggling a finger while looking in the air, "wha- why can't I use my magic?!" he shouted angrily. He then made some sort of jumping motion. "Why can't I get out of this body?!" He looked at me, I flinched.
"WHOA, don't look at me I drew you as a picture and you came to life, it's not my fault your magic isn't working!" I shouted in panic, sitting down on my bed, I began to do my homework. Trying to ignore the character staring at me with large yellow eyes.

I sighed in frustration as I was poked again. My face screwed up and I looked down.
*poke!*
"WHAT?!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. He jumped at my reaction and fell off my bed and began laughing. He probably hurt himself.
"Hahahaha!! I-I-I wanted to know what this was!!!" He laughed. I stared at what he was looking at, it was my nail set, it was in a purse like container and looked more like a mini torture kit for animals than an actual nail set. I stared at it then clicked. I knew what he wanted.
"It's.....a purse." I said slowly lying.
".....I know when someone is lying, what is it." He demanded. I sighed.
"It's a nail set, but you can't use it,"
"Why not?" He asked frowning.
"If I give it to you, you will cut yourself!" I answered. He smirked.
"And if you give it to me I'll leave ya alone," he stared at me, I stared at the nail set.
"Sure, take it, but if your gonna make yourself bleed go to the bathroom, I'm not cleaning up after you," I said sternly.
"Sure I will be back soon, if I die redraw me," he shouted walking out the room.
"I won't!" I answered, why the hell does he expect me to redraw him! He will make my life a living hell! Although....I hate being mean to people. So maybe I will- no! I won't! It's Bill Cipher! Bipper! For all I know he'll try to kill me too! I sighed and continued doing my homework, nothing I can do for now.

After I finished I walked out of my room to get some food.
"Bipper I'm getting some food, you want anything?" I sighed and went to the bathroom, blood was all over the floor, i cringed and looked at Bipper, he was on the ground, still conscience and cutting himself.
"BIPPER." He looked up weakly smiling at me.
"Y-yea kid?" He stuttered, his voice was surprisingly quiet and raspy.
"O-okay that's enough self harm for today," I scowled. I took the nail set and snatched the nail scissors out of his hand. Putting then in my room, I proceeded ask Bipper if he wants anything.
"I want anything I don't care,"
"Good," I walked off and made myself dinner and Bipper a sandwich, I have it to him.
"tonight you sleep on the sofa," I announced.

After eating I begun to bandage Bippers wounds. He had a bored expression in his face.
"Right, now sleep," I demanded, walking out of the room,
"Night, kid," I heard from behind me. I got changed into my pj's and climbed into bed.

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