The Worst Warriors Fanfic Ever

Book 2- Chapter 19

Blaze here! Sorry for the disappearance, but you know. Life happens :D

Remember The Dark Forest cats that were crawling all over this book? Yeah, neither do the characters in this book.

Orangefur (because I am much too lazy to write paw at the end of his name every time) went to sleep in his very own personal den located right next to the leaders den. When he woke up, he was in the eerily creepy forest known as The Dark Forest for a reason. Seriously its dark in there. And vaguely unsettling. And everything is super dead-but the trees still have dark green leaves on them. I'm still confused too :)

Anyways, he woke up and then Stripefur found him.

"Hey Orangefur, want to train some more? You haven't killed people in like a chapter." Stripefur offered.

"I'm feeling kind of lazy though.... yeah sure I guess I'll fight. Send your StarClan people at me!" Orangefur said obliviously. Seriously there are no stars in The Dark Forest but it is super dark there. Why wouldn't you get suspicious? ITS DARK AND FORBODING FOR A REASON.

Stripefur sent a ton of Dark Forest reject cats at Orangefur, who simply sat down and waved his paws a few times before they all dropped dead.

"Yeah that was fun! Sort of." Orangefur said. Stripefur, who had forgotten that Orangefur was OP like his mother, scratched his chin as he thought of another plot driver.

"Hey aren't you confused about where Milkpelt's kits came from? I mean, you took in Silverkit like the nice brother that you are, but don't you feel angry that your medicine cat sister broke about 3 different rules in the Warrior code? We in StarClan definitely condone breaking the rules! I mean, uh... we definitely don't condone breaking the rules! Agh stupid SAT words." Stripefur said.

Orangefur suddenly felt super angry at his sister for breaking the codes that he himself probably broke. Well except for the medicine cat one, but hey at least Milkpelt was more useful then Juniperfoot. But still! She broke a ton of codes and needed to be punished!

He woke up and ran to the medicine cat den where Milkpelt was, of course, sorting herbs. 

"Milkpelt you broke a ton of codes having a kit!"

"You didn't care yesterday!" Milkpelt whined, confused.

"I do now! From now on I don't consider you my sister! Feel bad about yourself for a few chapters!" Orangefur screamed maniacally before running away.

Milkpelt cried herself to sleep on top of the catmint. She dreamed a normal dream of playing Farmville and having the best farm out of anyone in the Clans until suddenly it was interrupted.

Suddenly the super attractive red eyed tom came into her dream.

"Now my dreams have to torture me too? What do you want, mysterious StarClan cat?" Milkpelt complained.

"Milkpelt, don't feel bad." Darksoul said, ignoring her whines. "I know a way you can make your brother like you again. All you have to do is wipe ShadowClan and their evilness off of the map!"

Milkpelt pulled out her copy of Into The Wild and took out a white out pen. Then she carefully used it to white out "ShadowClan camp" from the map.

"There! Now he will love me!" She said and woke up.

"Oh my God they are stupider then I thought." Darksoul said to the nothing. "We'll just have to do this ourselves. Stripefur! Go to that really stupid WindClan cat you corrupted and tell him to tell all his stupid friends that ShadowClan totally crossed their border even though they are across the lake and don't care about WindClan!" Stripefur nodded and disappeared.

"I'll go to RiverClan and tell them that Milkpelt and their medicine cat Oceansomething had kits and that the kits belong to RiverClan because reasons so that they attack ThunderClan. Then, when the chaos happens we can take over! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- ack- ack- cough COUGH HHNG COUGH OW" Darksoul choked on his evil laughter and disappeared.

Look guys, actual plot! Now the story might actually go somewhere! Isn't Darksoul's plan totally awesome and evil and foolproof? Yeah, I thought so too.