"jane, gimana dong. si stella nangis"
sudah sekitar 20 kali, calum mengucapkan kalimat yang sama, membuat gue ingin sekali pake banget melempar granat sekaligus sabit ke arah anu calum.
kaki elah paansi lu pada.
"jane gimana do—"
"cALUM ANJING IYA GUE UDAH DENGER UDAH" ucapan calum terputus karena teriakan gue.
"ih kok lo gitu sih bukannya bantuin gue" gerutu calum.
gue menghela napas. "yaudah, iya terus gue harus gimana kalo stella nangis?"
"ih ko lo gitu sih malah nanya gituan, udah tau gue gatau" gerutu calum, lagi.
"yaudah terus lo maunya gimana? lo sih gabener jadi cowo bukannya jagain cewenya yang bener malah bikin dia nangis. aneh gue sama stella, ko mau ya jadi pacarnya jelmaan penyu ber itil"
"ih ko lo gitu sih malah ceramahin gue"
"yaudah gue diem"
"ih ko lo gitu sih malah diem"
"bodo ah"
"ih ko lo gitu sih bukannya bantuin gue"
"yAUDAH CALUM THOMAS HOOD TEMEN TERCINTA GUE, GUE HARUS BANTUIN APA BIAR LO DIEM" gue setengah berteriak pada calum, karena takut dikasih pantulan cahaya maut dari kepala pa acep yang licin nan seksi.
"ih ko lo gitu sih malah marah-marah, gatau ah udah gausah bantuin kalo ga niat" ujar calum ngambek.
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"calum elah udah dong ngambeknya, gue laper nih"
gue dengan terpaksa meminta maaf ke calum karena gue laper dan dompet gue ketinggalan.
kalo ngutang, takut ditagihin yang dulu kelas 1 eheheehhehehe.
"call"
"kelum"
"woe jambu"
"anjing"
"kacang elah"
"jambu kutilan"
"koteng penyu"
"woi jamban"
"korengan"
"cALUM PLIS STOP NGACANGIN GUE"
gue mukul-mukul pundak calum.
tapi tetep aja dikacangin.
rese banget njing kaya hiu lagi pms.
"yaudah, mending lo kasi surprise gitu buat stella, ato beliin dia bunga" ujar gue pasrah.
nyeri bro ngomong gitu.
calum menoleh ke arah gue sambil tersenyum lebar.
anjir
minta dicium
"bunga apa?" tanya calum.
ya menurut lo?
"bangke" ujar gue acuh tak acuh dan disambut oleh jitakan khas calum.
ngejitaknya pake kuku, ditusuk.
"anjing. eh mawar bagus kali ya?"
"bagus bagus aja"
iya, lebih bagus lagi kalo dikasihnya ke gue.
"nah daritadi kek bantuin gue, bukannya ngomel-ngomel mulu kaya nenek nenek. yaudah, gue beliin makanan buat lo ya. lo tuh emang temen terbaik ih gue sayang banget sama lo" ujar calum sambil mencubit pipi gue dan pergi ninggalin gue buat beli makanan.
temen terbaik.
naik pangkatlah, dari temen jadi temen terbaik.
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diz chapter is garink af
maafin kerecehan gue
woe baca ss bangsat! ha-rrypuh yE !!
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Fanfiction❝kayanya, tali pertemanan kita kuat banget. sampe gabisa jadi lebih dari temen❞ [sequel of temen, make sure that you've read the first book] [may contain a lot of receh jokes, you've been warned] #66 Fanfiction [20-03-16] #1 Short Story [24-02-16] c...
