Random Book of Thoughts

85

So me and my classmate decided to play a trick on someone.They didn't know what 69 meant and we taught him....It was a long thing to do.ON TO THE TRICK!We asked him what 85 meant and we wanted to see what he'll say....
    Here is what he said:
"Okay this might be a hook and tits, or it might be a hand and balls."

   We lost it, but we didn't want to get in trouble so we pretended to cough.We had to go get a drink of water because the teacher thought we were choking.

   Moral of the story:We now have a definition for 85!