Hurry up and save me (Bipper x-reader)

Chapter three

You sighed as you hopped out of the car along with soos,Wendy and dipper.
you glanced to the side to see dipper staring at you with a wide grin.
you cringed a bit and hurried your way inside.
'what is with him lately? Maybe it's puberty'
you hurried inside and sat yourself in one of the theater seats, crossing your legs as you glanced around.
"(y/n)! dipper!"
Mabel shrieked, running over to you.
"yes dear sister?"
dipper asked, his smile never leaving his face.
"i need one more brides maid! and a priest!"
she exclaimed, throwing her hand up.
you smiled.
"ill do it Mabel,"
"i will be priest, dear sister" dipper giggled.
Mabel grinned and grabbed both of your hands, seeming unfazed at the fact her brother was grinning like a mad-man. Just your typical dipper pines!

you sat backstage, sitting on a box, kicking your feet as your white fluffy dress swayed at your feet.
you gazed up to see dipper tugging at his tie.
"why do humans wear these?!" he hissed, tugging harder.
you blushed as you realized how cute he looked without his hat and in a tailcoat.
"hey (symbol), little help?"
you scrunched up in confusion at the name and sighed. Did you remind him of a (symbol) or something.
you got up and walked over to the scowling boy and tugged at his tie, tightening it yourself.
dipper grinned.
"thanks, (symbol)~"
you blushed a bit and shrugged it off.
"no big deal,"
you watched as dipper departed, walking off toward Grenada and talking away with her.
you then stalked off, and headed for your dressing room to fix up your hair.
...

you started combing your hair, humming a little melody.
"(Melody of your choice)"
"(y/n),"
your head perked, glancing off to the left and right before shrugging and continuing to comb your hair.
"(y/n)!"
you jumped and looked behind you.
you screeched at what you saw,
it was a floating dipper sock.
"whoa whoa (y/n)!"
the sock mouthed as you backed away from it, terrified.
"(y/n) it's me! dipper!"
it spoke as it floated closer to you.
your attire calmed, but you eyed the sock with wide eyes. "dipper...? if that's you then who-"
"its bill! he inhabited my body!"
you froze, and your eyes widened.
this...explains alot. Dipper will never go through puberty. Sorry guys I had to.

you groaned and buried your face into your hands, feeling ashamed for not knowing what was going on right away.
you had even met bill before!
he was a asshole. And that's a polite way to put it.
"(y/n) i need you to find Mabel and get the book!"
you sighed," alright but when i do, YOUR taking over for her she worked hard on this you know"
you heard dipper groan.
"yeah yeah..."

you then walked out to find Mabel.
great, lets hope you don't run into the walking Dorito.