SarahIsHere: heY
Hayleaf: you're here??
SarahIsHere: yes n.n
Hayleaf: I'm so happy we have to meet omg
RyanRoast: we can meet in the ER smh
Hayleaf: what the hell why
brenDONE: i gOT A CRANBERRY STUCK IN MY NOSE
RyanRoast: that's why.
Hayleaf: brendon you dumbass
brenDONE: I DON'T EVEN LIKE CRANBERRIES WHY WOULDNT IT BE A BLUEBERRY OR SOMETHING
RyanRoast: yOU'RE ACTING LIKE THIS JUST /HAPPENED/ OUT OF NOWHERE BRENDON
RyanRoast: & how about no fruit stuck in your nose at all babe. Thanks.
Hayleaf: why are you sitting next to him and texting
RyanRoast: why aren't you sitting next to us and texting
Hayleaf: touché
Hayleaf: shall we travel to the ER to watch brendon get a berry removed from his nose
SarahIsHere: yeS
brenDONE: i cant breathe through one nostril ryan you bitch
RyanRoast: shut u p
SarahIsHere: how exactly did this happen
Ryan: lovely brendon here was doing the "how many of ____ can you put in any hole in your body"
Hayleaf: I'm not gonna even ask
RyanRoast: well he wanted to use my dick but,,
RyanRoast: I said I didn't want to play :)))
RyanRoast: so he got dallon and they started to put cranberries up their noses and Dallon almost couldn't get his out so he went home after he realized he didn't want a cranberry stuck in his nose for the rest of his life
RyanRoast: Dallon is smart sometimes tbh
brenDONE: I GOT TO 5 IN EACH NOSTRIL AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
SarahIsHere: delete yourself brendon
brenDONE: this lady is looking at us ryan she's f u cking looking at us like she wants us to rot in hell with your evil grandma rYAN
RyanRoast: hE'S JUST NEXT TO ME WHIMPERING AND CUDDLING INTO MY SIDE ARE YOU STILL STONED BREN
brenDONE: nOooOoo
brenDONE: okay maybe!!!
Hayleaf: why didn't you invite me we were supposed to be friends
brenDONE: I still have weed left just for you baby
Hayleaf: well okay then
Senpai* smh vote && comment to stop brendon from putting things in his nose but not for ryan dick in his ass yay friendship!!
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