X Reader Various (Requests open)

Craig x Reader

You were walking around the forest or more like wondering since you were lost. "I was already here!" You shout and sit on the ground frustrated. "Did you know that branches grow on the north side of trees. So if you're ever lost, just look up." You look up and see a man wearing a blue flannel shirt with a red/purple vest over and khaki pants plus some mountain like shoes. But the one thing you loved about him was his moustache.

"Um who are you?" You ask as you get up and brush yourself off and look at him. "I'm Craig and do you want to know the insect language?" You give him a crazy look and nod your head as he takes you even deeper into the forest. "I'm {Y/n} by the way." You two keep walking until he stops and looks at you. "The insect language is really easy to learn. BUZZARD BUZZARD BUZZARD!" After those three buzzard a bee landed on his finger and replied, "Hello Craig what's the buzzzz today?" With that the bee left and Craig looked at you with so much joy.

After her told you that rocks had their own language and the dirt was currency in the U.S. Slowly the sun went down and it was time for you to leave so you did what Craig told you to do when you first met, look up at the branches and follow them which you did. In just a minute you were back to your car and was shocked that he was right. When you reached home you thought about Craig and how he had so much logic to where the thought of him smoking weed was a 100% chance.

You poked your head out the window and called an insect and started to ask it if Craig smoked weed but it told you that this was a dream and that you should wake up. You abruptly woke up and looked around grabbing your pet rock, {P/n}, and checking if was talking but it wasn't. You felt sad that Craig wasn't real but then was happy that some crazy man wasn't real.