You're chillin in your house when you realize something:
It's Cider Season.
You zip like Pinkie to get to the cider. Once you get to sweet apple acres, there's a huge line.You wonder how long it takes to get up.
If it's 43 ponies in front of me, and each person takes 2-3 minutes, then I should be up there in two hours and nine minutes. Dang!
Two long hours & nine gruesome minutes later...
"Hi there! Ah'm Applebloom.Would you like diet cider, normal cider, or extreme cider?", Applebloom says to you.You read the sign with the prices:
Diet cider:4 bits
Normal cider:2 bits
Extreme cider:6 bits
You get 2 cups Normal cider, because you don't want Diet."APPLEJACK!AH NEED TWO CUPS OF NORMAL CIDER!!!!!!!!!", Applebloom yells.A few minutes later a orange-country looking mare with a yellow mane hands you two mugs full of cider."That's four bits.", she says to you.You hand it to her and think:
"I wonder what her name is."
She looks at you."Mah name? Ah'm Applejack.What's yours?""(Enter name here.)", you say.Then, you think again:
"Did i just think out loud?"
"Yeah, you did.", Applejack says.
You look around the farm.You were the last person in line, but there's still a barrel left!"Let's make a deal,"you say to AJ,"You let me have that barrel, and i'll take you out on a date."She blushes."Alright tiger.See you at eight."You grab the barrel and go home.
It's 7:59...
Your walking to Sweet Apple Acres when you see her.Applejack's wearing her beautiful gala dress.You grab her hoof and walk into town.After your date you walk her back home. As you are leaving, you hear Applebloom call out your name.She trots up to you."Thanks for taking mah big sis on a date.She's really happy."You tell her,"Your welcome Applebloom.", then you notice her cutiemark. "Wait a second. Didn't I see that same cutiemark on two other ponies, except they had a music note and a scooter wheel?"She smiles."That's Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo. There mah best friends and we got the sane cutiemark by a pink lightning bolt.Well, goodnight!", says, then runs away.You walk then you get in the bed.Zzzzzzzzzz...
You dream about dating Aj, then marrying her, then having kids with her.Then you realize, you're in love with Applejack.
In the middle of the night you run to Aj's.Once you get there, you're covered in mud, but you pound on the barn door anyway.Applebloom & Applejack open the he door, but you grab Applejack and kiss her.Applebloom laughs while you kiss Aj."Applejack, I ran all the way over here to kiss you and ask you this:
Do you love me?", you say to her.
"I love you so much."You kiss again."Aj has a boyfriend, Aj has a boyfriend!", Ab says.
The End
