Sherlock x Reader one shots

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OH MY HOLY GOD

THAT WAS AMAZING

I DONT KNOW WHAT AIR IS ANYMORE

Okay so it started just like A Study in Pink except in the 1800's. I was already dead by that point.

Sherlock was sexy af

John had the mustache again

Molly was Molly but Molly pretending to be a man

Mycroft was a potato *applauds*

and

MOOOOORRRRIIIIAAARRRTY

holy shit he is my child.

So the plot went on, and I was spooked.

Also can I just say I did not like Lestrade's sideburns

ALSO ANDERSON AND SHERLOCK'S REACTION

IT WAS PRICELESS

And then they referenced the orange pips which Sherlock references in The Blind Banker

AND THEN PEOPLE DIED

I was all "HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING EVER!"

And then when Moriarty showed up I died again

ANDREW SCOTT IS AMAZING

HE IS PERFECT

HE IS MY CHILD

and then Sherlock woke up on the plane

I flipped my shit

I was all "Moffat I thought you said this wasn't relevant to the main storyline of the series but then WE GET THIS! HOLY SHIT YES!"

Everything was absolutely perfect

Sherlock went back into OD mode

Also I loved how it all connected with women and women fighting for their rights.

ALSO MORIARTY IN A DRESS

GOTH MORIARTY

So then Sherlock woke up and they started digging the grave

Then the corpse came alive and instantly I went "PLEASE SUPERWHOLOCK! PLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE!"

I half expected the Doctor to come out from behind the grave with the angel on it.

Then it turned out Sherlock was still in OD mode.

And then

"WATTTERRRRRFAAAALLLLLL"

It looks like all that work in Star Trek Into Darkness really payed off for the fighting with Moriarty

And then John showed up

It was just like in A Study In Pink

"You two should just Elope already" says Moriarty to John and Sherlock

Now that could mean two things:
1. Moriarty ships Johnlock but this all took place in Sherlock's head so...
2. Sherlock ships Johnlock

John kicking Moriarty down the falls was pretty funny

So then Sherlock woke up for real

I died again

"Wow, that was an amazing ending" I say

Then the music went all weird

And we were back in the 1800's

NO NO NO NO NO

DONT TELL ME

And then John started talking about how absurd metal objects flying would be and Sherlock says it was just an interpretation of the future he had created in a story form

NO MOFFAT WHY

YOU MADE ME THINK THIS WAS RELATING TO THE MAIN STORY

BUT THEN IT DIDNT

STAHP

MY HART

ASDFGHJKL

So this leaves us with three different outcomes in my opinion

1. This was all just a story the alternate dimension 1800's Sherlock came up with about future Sherlock

2. This did happen and is completely relevant to the main plot of the series

3. The entire show of Sherlock is just a story that 1800's Sherlock came up with and none of this has ever happened except for the little bit at the end where 1800's Sherlock said it was all a story

MOFFAT WHY

I WILL NEVER KNOW

With Moffat there are no rules

I'm dead

But also this was the best thing ever

I can't wait until season 4