Fetus One Direction trick or treating...
Harry (as a pussycat): Meee-oww, baby. Mind giving me some of your candy, *wink wink* I'm not just a pussycat but also... a pussy destroyer.
Liam (as batman, duh): Hello, trick or treat. Oh I'm sorry I forgot to say please! Forget it, candy gives you cavities and my dentist says that is bad. Speaking of dentist, would you like to see my flashing toothbrush? It's nice!
Louis (as the fashion police): Trick or treat, peasant. You know what, let me see that bowl of candy, I'll get it with my own manicured hands if you don't mind. I don't want peasant cooties on my candy.
Niall (as a bag of Nando's): No candy please, I don't do 'trick or treat' I prefer the terms 'chicken or potatoes.' I'm serious, gimme the food and nobody get's hurt.
Zayn (as the rollercoaster that is life, aha): Trick or treat, are you enjoying the sexiness that is me? I wish I could too but I forgot my mirror.
Happy Halloween!
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