Deidara X Obito Unmasked Desire

Obito X Deidara 1) Only To Myself

*Obito Improv*

There he is. The tiny, long haired blonde beauty. Shit. Better keep it cool, oh. Yeah. Keep it "Tobi".

*End of Prov*

It was another cheerful morning in Akatsuki. A rainy morning that seemed bright in the lair from everyones presence. Kisame had already started cooking, Hidan getting on Kakuzus nerves who was busy counting money. Sasori who sat peacefully on the couch flicking through tv channels with Zetsu. Itachi was preparing drinks. Pein and Konan were just making their way downstairs together. And....the oh so eye grabbing young blonde who was trying to catch his breath from laughter at some funny joke that Tobi of course couldn't get. Deidara always seemed to be enjoying himself with the others. And there was "Tobi". The annoyingly cheerful, and childish member who always seemed to flash insignificant things like flowers, or marshmellows. He was...Adorable none the least.

"Oh hey Tobi good morning!" Kisame spoke in amusement. He always liked his company. "Good morning..!" The orange masked man rose his hands high. Tobi came to naturally act a certain way. He was really getting the hang of it. To disguise himself as some other innocent member to aquire all the tailed beasts and create a new world well then of course, anything to fufill the Eye of The Moon Plan. That one's for Madara.

Pein tapped Tobis shoulder, "Mornin'" He calmy said and made his way to the table with Konan to eat some appetizers. Shifting his masked sharingan gaze to Deidara he felt that usual excitement again.
"There he is. This is going to be fun. Hm. Sempai." His mind spoke as he grabbed a potato roll.
He leaned to the wall, acting like a school girl. "Hi sempai!" And threw it at his face. Deidara slow to the moment, from gaining his composure turned to get hit straight in the face with it. Watching it fall to the floor. His anger was boiling high. Growling, "Hhhhhhhmmm, Tobi!!! What the fuck?!" He barked.
"Ooh! Sempai! That was supposed to go straight in your mouth!" He giggled. Quickly acting like a child getting punished as Deidara came storming for him. Running through the kitchen to the far hallways and collapsing on an unoccupied living room. "Ahhh!!!" He squeeled in fear. Deidara jumped right on top of him. "What the hell Tobi! It's the fucking morning! You have some fucking childish stamina to pull that off on me!" He roared as he tugged at his collar. Gripping his neck, Tobi cried for air, wailing his arms in the air.

"What is wrong with those two?" Back in the kitchen, Kisame chuckled at Zetsu who was eating a bag of vegi chips. Zetsu giggled, "Tobi is a good boy afterall" He teased. Kisame heard Itachi let out a weak chuckle, "Hmph..". And Kisame then began laughing to himself. Cracking another egg Kisame stole another glance at Itachi who was setting a plate of pancakes, and quickly looked away as his eyes met his.

Deidara began tying Tobis arms around, "Tobi how was that supposed to get in my mouth?! Your aim is always terrible!" Tobi managed to free himself and pressed a finger on his lips, "You forgot to say..Choo choo." He childishly whispered. Dusted himself calmly and held out a hand. Deidara completely questioned yet annoyed told him to fuck off and chuckled his way to the kitchen. Tobi who never seemed to get offened, After all he loved his partners rage. It was always amusing. He grabbed his scarf and wrapped it around his head.
"Another stupid show" His mind whispered. He had another plan up his sleeve. "Tobi" honestly loved acting like this. It was fun being in the center of everything. He lacked that attention, and was always put down as a child after all.

"Foods ready!" Kisame roared. Sasori woke up on the couch, Failed to find anything interesting on tv. Pein began filling Konans plate for her before his. They all gathered in the table grabbing plates, Food drips spilling as they filled it. They all turned heads as they found Tobi leaning on a wall, posing as some sexy model with his green scarf around his head like an arab queen. "Hey..hey, Tobi is a fashion model" He giggled to himself. Hidans laugh rose across the room, As others began feeding Tobis show with their amused comments.

Tobi leaned back on the wall. Knowing he was in no part to eat in front of everyone. He couldn't with a mask on, and wasn't willing to take it off. Possibly why he quietly prepares breakfast at 5 in the morning for himself. Taking it to his room of course. Locking the door as well. All the akatsuki members know his way of personal reasons and never seemed to mind it though. No one ever questioned it either.
Pein had told him it's fine, Find your place for your comfort. But in time, also find room from your borders and at the least eat with us.

Tobi stood leaning on the wall far across the kitchen table. The only sight glued was on the blonde. Watching him stuff his face, Choke from his chuckles and not taking one glance at him. That too, Never seemed to bother Obito. He was to remain unnoticed and well blended. But...Sometimes..He does contemplate that. It'd be nice to find a chance to break out and be himself. Obito. To finally get to be the one Deidara would pull a chair for, always together like Kisame and Itachi without the silly play shows that "Tobi" would have to perform, Being the one Deidara would just want to be around. Being "Tobi" is part of his mission from Madara. To break that is to wave goodbye to his dreams of a new world he'd build.
But...A kiss would be nice...