Me: welcome to 5SOS 101. Here you will learn everything you need to know about 5SOS.
Me: *points to Ashton* this is Ashton Fletcher Irwin. He is the oldest in the group. He is-
Mom: what is he, 15?
Me: haha no he's 22
Mom: damn he's an old man
Me: that's coming from a 50 year old being taught about a boy band by her middle school daughter
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: you may proceed
