The 5SOS Bible

if muke dated.

If muke dated it would consist of:

1).
"cuddle with me" "ew no" "fine then. I'll get Calum to cuddle with me" "WAIT NO I LOVE YOU CUDDLE WITH ME"

2).
"You want to try WHAT that you found on pornhub?!"

3).
"Why do i even love you"

4).
"No Michael, I'm not going to give you a handjob under the table while we're having dinner with your parents!"

5). "Luke. Lukey. Lucas. Lucifer. Lukeeeeeee" "WHAT MICHAEL" "I love you"