The 5SOS Bible

when he hits you.

Luke: HE WOULDNT!!! HE'S THE MOST INNOCENT, SWEETEST, CARING GUY YOU'VE EVER MET. (And plus Liz would kill him).

Michael: he would never. He's a fucking kitten for Christ's sake.

Ashton: DON'T SWEAR.

Calum: *slaps dat ass* damn girl, you almost as fine as me. *walks away naked*