Ashton: who brought male strippers to our house??
Me: mwahaha it was me
Me: I'm your stalker
Me: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVEEEEEEE
Me: jk jk
Me: that was all a lie
Me: IM SORRY
Me: I SHOULDNT HAVE LIED
Me: I FEEL SO GUILTY
Me: I DONT DESERVE TO LIVE
Me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Me: *creepily* I will haunt you, young child.
Ashton: wtf
