One day in the Clans that actually started off normal...
The Waffle King: *Shimmies into camp* Ola!! Ze Waffel King ez here!
Everyoen in camp: O_O'
Firestar: Oh dear... Not the waffle King!
Waffle King: Wats wrong with him?
Cloudtail: He hates waffles... *bows head in shame*
Waffle King: WHAAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? That must be fixed!
Firestar: *Calls from den* No it doesn't!
Waffle king: *Grabs Firestar by tail. or should I say end of banana*
FIrestar: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!Stay away creep!
Waffle King: NEVA!! I SHALL MAKE YOU LIKE WAFFLES!!! Also why do you have a banana butt?
*camp changes to a room with a big table full of platters piled with waffles*
Waffle King: I can cure you banana butt!!!
Firestar: Really? Mayby you're not so bad after all!
Waffle King: The cure iiiiiiiiisssss
Firester: come on, come on!
Waffle King: All of the waffles in this room! Soaked in a special ingredient! Mouse bile!
Firestar: *cries* Why???? Why waffles?! Anything but waffles!!!!
Jayfeather: I got this. *Puts on shades and walks up to Firestar*
Firestar: Wha-
Jayfeather: *Punches in face* there. Lionblaze. you owe me $20 We made a bet remember?
Lionblaze: But I'm broke!
Waffle King: *Crams all the waffles down Firestar's throat*
Firestar: *Chokes and wakes up* BLEAH!!! Ugh! I won't ever recover from this ordeal...
Waffle King: You're welcome! Your banana but left! Thanks to my never failing waffle remide!!!!
Cloudtail: Can I have some of the waffles?
Waffle King: Have all the waffles you want. Everyone!
So Firestar ran away as the rest of the clan had a waffle party that lasted for two weeks.
Sorry about no updates!!!! But the picture of the waffle king was drawn by @Pandahugs225. It is what homework has brought us to. -_- Flies away on rainbow waffle ~Sparky
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