After the great battle...
Starclan: And Tall Shadow... From now on you shal be known as Tallstar.
Starclan: Now go, Make your clans and thrive in peace...
Tallstar: Allright! I officaly create Tall Clan Yayyyyyyy!!!!!!
Tallstar: Any one who wants to join Tall Clan line up single file in front of meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Big crowd of cats: *all come thundering over and line up*
Tallstar: If I tell you short, go to that bush, and if I tell you tall, go to that tree.
Cats: Coolio!!
Tallstar: Hmmmmmmmmmm *Walks down line* short short tall short short tall tall tall tall short short short short short short short tall tall tall.
Cats: *Go to correct spots*
Tallstar: Ok if I told you "tall" welcome to Tall Clan!! If I told you "short" then BOOOOO you are BANISHED!!!!!!!
Short cats: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!
Tallstar: You are not tall enough!!!!!!!
Short cats: How tall do you have to be!?!?
Tallstar: You have to be at least a mouse length tall!!! Counting the tail.
Short cats: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Runs away*
Many seasons later...
Tallstar: Tallpaw, will you uphold and defend the warrior code and your clan with your life?
Tallpaw: Yes, I do!
Tallstar: well too bad sucka!!!!!!! You are not tall enough!!!! BANISHED!!!!!!!!
But but i'm just barely under the acceptable height!!
Tallstar: You can leave with a name. Your name will be: ShortyMcshorterson The Dumb Dumb!!
ShortyMcShorterson the dumb dumb: But! but!
Sparkspirit: Wow Tallstar, what kind of a warrior name is ShortyMcShorterson the dumb dumb? That's not even a real warrior name!
Tallstar: SCILENCE!!!!! YOU ARE BANISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANISHED I SAY!!!! BANISHED!!!!!!!!!!!
ShortyMcShorterson The dumb dumb: *Runs out of camp* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA T-T T-T T-T T-T ;-; ;-; >:( >:3 YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!! I'LL GET A LAWYER AND SUE YOU A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!!
Tallstar: Psh!
A couple moons later...
Tallstar:*handing over a billon dollars* Geez sor-y!! It's not my fault you were too short! Hmph! 3:<
Eh? Eh? yeah I know wasn't my best but it was still good! But it is a VERY good thing that Tall Clan doen't exsist! Thank Star clan for that! =3 ~ Sparkspirit
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